1. You probably haven't met the right man yet have you?
Yes, and I bet that's you. Go away.
2. How do you know you're a lesbian if you haven't been with a guy?
How do you know you're heterosexual if you haven't been with a person of your own gender?
3. You're a lesbian but you're so feminine, how does that work?
My gender performance has nothing to do with my sexual orientations, thank you very much!
4. How come you're attracted to butch women, they're practically men?
Because they're damn HOT! That's why.
5. So which one of you is the man and which is the woman?
Mmmm... This is a lesbian relationship, only women here.
6. Can I join in?
7. So can I watch?
We said NO! We are not entertainment, we are two people in love! Goodbye.
8. Would you like to come with me and check out girls together!
No. Just because you hit on me and didn't get your way, does not mean we're going to best buds instead.
9. So, how do lesbians have sex?
10. So you've never had sex with a guy?
Maybe I can?t remember, have you?
11. Are you sisters?
HAHAHA! No, that would be wrong!
12. So, you're a lesbian?! Does that mean you're attracted to me?
I'm not attracted to all women, and especially not to you.
13. Do you hate men?
No, but I really dislike stupid people.
14. I like girls too, I guess that makes me a lesbian, doesn?t it?
Well if you had a sex change we could have that debate
15. I bet you like Ellen, don?t you?
Yes, and I bet you like all heterosexual celebrities.
16. My girlfriend and I are looking for another girl to have sex with, are you interested?
No, but your girlfriend sounds somewhat dissatisfied. Have her call me, OK
17. How do you know when to stop?
Never, unlike you, we can go all night...
18. Are you sure this lesbian thing isn't just a phase?
Are you sure that heterosexuality thing is not a phase?
19. Is your life actually like ?The L Word"?
Why, is your life actually like ?The OC"?
20. I wish I was a lesbian, but guys are so hot...
I wish I was an astronaut but the ground feels so safe...
21. I bet lesbian sex is delicate and nice, isn?t it?
If I'll hear another word from you I'm going to tie you to a chair and smack you!