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| Double Glazing |
Unrequited Love |
| Down Pipe |
Your lovely vagina |
| Dry Mounting |
Not a good idea, best get turned on first or try lube
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| End Feed Joint |
Going out for your anniversary dinner |
| First Fix |
Your first lesbian sex that converts you forever |
| Flashing |
A dashing lesbian who likes to clit tease |
| G Cramp |
A very bad period |
| Hair Line Crack |
A Brazilian pubic hair tidy |
| It that straight? |
Answer: No it?s bent! That will do nicely! |
| Jam it with a wedge |
Fucking with a dildo
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| Joist Hanger |
Lesbian sex hang over |
| Jumper Valve |
A lesbian with a low cut jumper showing her cleavage |
| Laying Carpet |
Having sex on the floor, and getting carpet burns |
| Making a chest of draws |
Your lesbian relationships photo album that you can open with pride |
| MDF |
Muff Diving Fabulous! |
 "D.I.Y.")